Mr. Baseball’s bull…

Over the course of the last six months, since the push to build a baseball stadium in Shockoe Bottom came back into the picture, I have criticized the concept roundly. And, I have suggested that some of the supporters of the Shockoe Bottom Center that Highwood Properties has proposed don’t know much about baseball.

But most of the people that suggestion has been aimed at are folks I’ve never met. With the way the Internet works, with anonymous players in the mix, there’s no telling if some of them have seen a thousand games, or none.

Bryan Bostic has been the most visible of the pitchmen selling the Baseball in the Bottom concept. First with Richmond Baseball Initiative and now as the man leading the group calling itself Richmond Baseball Club, Bostic has been consistent in his insistence that he is a baseball guy and that the game will thrive if it moves to Shockoe Bottom.

Bostic has trotted out his passion for baseball at nearly every opportunity.Yet, at the Albert Hill Middle School presentation on Apr.22, he had a telling moment that didn’t do much to support his contention that he is a bona fide baseball expert.

Standing before his seated audience in the school’s auditorium, Bostic was in the midst of describing the inadequacies of The Diamond when he spoke of relief pitchers warming up. Bostic said the pitchers had to warm up in a place that was almost in the parking lot, or words to that effect.

The problem was the pitchman couldn’t remember/didn’t know the name of that place. Every baseball park has such an area, for relief pitchers to throw practice pitches to a catcher, although it’s proximity to the field of play differs with each facility.

Although nearly any Little Leaguer could tell you that area is always called the “bullpen,” no matter what city the baseball game is being played in, Bostic searched for the word. It was funny, and it drew some chuckles, when someone supplied the missing word for Bostic, in a slightly sarcastic tone — “bullpen!”

Bostic went on, trying to act as if his revealing faux pas meant nothing. Or, perhaps Bostic believed it meant nothing. Either way, after hearing his pitch in person twice, it looks to me as if Mr. Baseball might need to hand the ball over to a relief pitchman.

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9 Comments.

  1. I’m no great fan of the idea of baseball in the Bottom–or baseball at all for that matter–but don’t you think it’s possible the guy just had a mindblank and couldn’t get the right word to come to mind? This post feels way too vitriolic for such a slight mistake.

    Elizabeth @ May 18th, 2009 at 4:23 pm

  2. Oh good Lord. I can’t believe you devoted an antire article to this. Do you honestly believe he didn’t know what the bullpen was? You’ve never had a “senior moment”? Never forgotten a name you use everyday?

    FanGuy @ May 18th, 2009 at 4:44 pm

  3. Yeah, I would really much rather be discussing which models of elevators are needed in Richmond Public Schools for them to meet ADA requirements.

    Instead this stupid debate for this stupid Shockoe stadium proposal is making Richmond really stupid. Its just embarressing…

    anonymous @ May 18th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

  4. Can I have the two minutes of my life back I spent reading this post.

    beyond @ May 18th, 2009 at 5:56 pm

  5. Sorry for tricking anybody into wasting two minutes to read the original post, or the two minutes it might have taken to reply to it, but I thought it was something akin to funny that a man who was pitching bull couldn’t remember “bullpen.”

    Unfortunately, some in my geezered-out generation are given to using sick humor and silly wordplay. And, what the hell? Maybe the Fan District Hub itself is just one giant “senior moment.”

    FTRea @ May 18th, 2009 at 8:55 pm

  6. I would not say that, but I doubt this post will change anyone’s mind about the bull.

    Keep in mind that mastery of substance is not why that idiot Bush was elected to two terms, despite his past substance abuse.

    The fact is that baseball is not what at stake as much as it is Richmond’s financial well-being. Some idiots still think that private corporate development still deserves public taxpayer support, despite the pickle that we are in. Its corporate welfare that is ruining this city and country, not lack of knowledge about the game of baseball (which I dare say is “geezered-out”).

    Scott Burger @ May 19th, 2009 at 4:10 am

  7. What’s the name of this place. F.T. Rea’s Slanted Blog Hub? Wait, I’ll get it, give me a minute. The Hub Slog? The Slog Blog? Am I close?

    paul_h @ May 19th, 2009 at 8:29 am

  8. Paul, just give it up already.

    anonymous @ May 19th, 2009 at 9:38 am

  9. Oops! the price on that “free” baseball stadium just went up. But we’re told we can save millions by backing the bonds and praying for blue skies.

    Remember when people were saying the taxpayers would end up having to back the bonds? Remember when they were called “dolts,” “ill-informed,” and “too old”? “Selfish”?

    That was last week. Now you can call them “on the money.”

    The push for a referendum has just started.

    FTRea @ May 19th, 2009 at 1:34 pm

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